Have you ever been so horny you’re mad about it

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.
Nicholas Sparks (via justmakemexscream)

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harrystylesbunsquad:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.


your-forever-is-allthati-need:

beautyandmybeats

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t0riat00turnt:

They’re both so cute

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