thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(Source: swannsavior)


(Source: lovefortelevision)

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE


(Source: tortillah)

You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
(via mindless-andraa)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.